-  Prospective guest singers should be properly prepared to both sing their song and have fun.

-  Prospective guest singers need to 'sign up' using the official Guest Singer Signup Sheet on the clipboard next to the tip jar,  before 7:45 pm.

-  Prospective guest singers absolutely need to know their key and should have legible sheet music or chord charts that can be easily read by the elderly band members in the dim lighting conditions of the venue.

- Prospective singers need to be able to "count off" their song so that the band has an idea of the desired tempo and "feel".  This might be the most difficult thing for beginners to pull off,  and should be practiced at home!

-  Importantly,  prospective guest singers should fully realize and accept that they may not be called to sing,  even when they sign up.   Connected to this 'realization and acceptance' is the understanding that singing with Djug Django is not an entitlement  and that selection of guest singers is done at the band's perogative which may change week-to-week depending on circumstances,  whim,   simple forgetfullness  and,  occasionally,  on the singer's skill level.   This also means that displays of irritation and hurt feelings are likely to remind the band members of their first wives and will not get you anywhere.